u know those people that make u laugh no matter what yes i am talking about me
have u ever accidentally befriended someone who is very very irritating
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
(Source: easternbabe)
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
can i get a hell yeah with a side of fries and a diet coke
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day?
HOT AS FUCK
(Source: styleswhore)
